Well since love is in the air, we thought it might be nice to celebrate all of those couples out there who make us believe in romance and that true love actually exists. Nah, just kidding! You should know us better than that! Actually what we really want to do is celebrate (aka mock) all of those couples out there who make us do a double take; bring a giggle to our mouths and a shake to our heads. You know, those couple that are just really, really odd. And so, without further ado, here are 15 of the most awkward couples on the planet.
www.steve-says.net
Look at the camera. Look at THE CAMERA! Oh, never mind just take the photo. It’s not hard to tell that this couple is truly in love. Just look at their googly eyes. We’re not sure why his fingers are curled up like that though. Perhaps he is a nail biter and she forbid him to have his gnarly stubs in the photo.
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www.rollingout.com
If this isn’t animal cruelty, we don’t know what it. Who the hell pitched this idea for a photo? “Honey?” “Yes, Dear.” “You know what I thought might be fun for our annual photo?” “What’s that, Dear?” “If we included Ginger and Mr. Boots.” “That’s a wonderful idea. I’m sure they’ll love it.” “Oh, and I thought it might be nice if we were buck naked.”
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www.taringa.net
Um. You know. There are images that are easy to look at. And there are images that burn your retinas. This is one of those. How do we possibly even talk about it without talking about the obvious? Which we don’t want to do because we have far too much class for that. And yet we cannot NOT see what we see. We will simply stop talking now and let you imagine what you will.
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www.urbantabloid.com
We imagine this photo could be a question on an IQ test. Is Ricky a little man or is Tina a big lady? And then the person taking the IQ test would have to look for clues…. The size of the bench… the tree in the background…. Of course the correct answer is, “Who gives a rat’s a**they’re just awkward.” If this was your answer, congratulations, you’re a genius.
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www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com
This photo of an incredibly awkward couple inspired us to write a poem titled “No Matter What.” Here goes…. No matter what, she will always look like your mother. No matter what, even though you think you’ll find no other. No matter what, she seems like she always hungry. No matter what, she seems like she’s always angry. No matter what, you guys are weird and this photo is stupid.
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www.grabberwocky.com
Ride her cowboy. The truth is Kelly and Don do get a lot of looks around town. But they’ve learned to ignore them at this point. The truth is they always get the last laugh because the money they’ve saved on bus fare, car insurance and gas has allowed them to travel the world, which has, unfortunately, been really hard on Kelly’s back.
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www.picphotos.net
The look on this little’ pooches face says, “I am beyond tired of living with these idiots who think matching sweatshirts are cute. They are not cute, they are moronic, I don’t care what the holiday.” We would have to agree with the little fella. What’s even more moronic are the fake antlers.
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www.huffingtonpost.com
Buster, Mary and Joseph this is one awkward couple. We get it, you think Buster is the second coming he’s so adorable. But we’ve got news for you. Buster thinks you’re both ridiculous, and he’s been in touch with one of the neighbors who has agreed to let him stay there. So if you could pack up his toys and blanket, and that one T-shirt of yours he likes to pee on, he’ll be on his way.
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www.emgn.com
Our first question: Did he mount her leg like a horse or did she lift him and her leg up at the same time? Our second question: why do we have to see both of these people in their underwear, this photo would have been as effective had they donned matching velour suits? And our third question: Is there any way we could get the exact location of this hotel room so we can make sure to never stay there?
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www.awkwardcouples.com/
Double the fun, double the awkward. Now you may think what we find most awkward about these couples are their outfits. Well you’d be wrong. They, like some of us (not you, you’re far too young) remember the 80s and also wore hideous ensembles. No, what we find awkward, and kind of creepy, is the fact that only the guys are looking at the camera, and their expressions just don’t seem right. Right?
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www.listcovery.com
Sure this is an awkward couple. Their mismatched outfits alone warrant a few stares. But who needs pants or shirts when you’re in love. Awkwardness aside, wouldn’t this make a fantastic album cover? Wonder what they’re both looking at because they seem a little freaked out. Is it a mirror, perhaps?
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www.listcovery.com
A little birdy told us this couple is bonafide nuts. What in sweet molasses are they trying to say with this photo? They enjoy their pet parrot, but they also enjoy shooting and stabbing things? The worst part is, parrots can live for like 30 years, so this poor thing was subjected to crazy for a very, very long time.
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www.sliptalk.com
Have you noticed that none of these pets ever look happy? Like… ever. That is because animals are very sensitive and perceptive to things. For instance, they are perceptive to the fact that his sweater vest is equally ugly to her pullover. They are also perceptive to the fact that this guy is psychotic.
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www.parentscountry.com
These two are clearly startled if not downright stunned to discover they have made our awkward couple list. What on earth is going on here? Were they just told how much they’re going to pay for this crappy photo? Or did they just realize they’re brother and sister? Because they do kind of look alike.
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www.buzzfeed.com
Ah, there’s nothing but NOTHING like being the king of your own make-believe castle with a lovely maiden standing by holding a fake oversized flower. She’s just having a good time with this photo but he is taking the whole thing quite seriously. No doubt he’s one of those annoying people who just KNOWS that in a previous life he was a knight.
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